Tatz Bakes His Way Into Billions

[kyle]

Discuss here the Wood's Corner article, "Tatz Bakes His Way Into Billions."

You can read this article here.

[dtatz]

Still have to talk to Wood about catering to his weddings every other week.

[Wood]

Doug, I would for love you to cater my weddings. We can just keep the same groom-doll that's on the top of the cake to save money. But it has to have a mustache.

[kyle]

I'll donate a mustache.

And I nominate Tatz Tortes and Tasty Treats for the bakery.

[dtatz]

Aaand, because Kenzie is such a pro at baking those Texas sheet cake things, she can work in my Bakery. Grand fellow, arent I?

[Wood]

Doug, I trust you will be wearing one of those tall, white Chef Boyardee hats at all times, even during Rollerchairball.

[dtatz]

What happened to the big black Pilgrim hats?

[Wood]

Doug, to think that you think that I forgot to suggest the pilgrim hat in the first place really saddens me. Don't you realize how hot it would be wearing that thing while working in a room full of steam and hot ovens?

[dtatz]

Yes, but, It's easier to hide those handy little rats who actually know how to cook in the big black hats.

[kyle]

Is that where the rat heads in the green beans come from?